High in the Himalayas
The last of the herdboys had left
and the cows were on their own for the summer
What do you guys feel like doing today?
Let’s go check out that pasture up near the ridge
It looks lush and delicious
Okay
And so the cows took a walk up the hill
to graze among the apple trees
and the pears
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Mmmm
These purple flowers taste really good
So do these yellow ones
These white ones over here are pretty good too
and the grass is excellent
This weed over here is some of the best I’ve ever had
And so the cows spent the morning
eating grass,
watching butterflies
and leaping
high into the air
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I’m thirsty
Me too
Let’s drink some water
Good idea
And so the cows walked slowly,
taking their time,
in the direction of a nearby stream
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This water is really good
Much better than what they give us in town
Fresh is best
The higher the better
Man, this water is clean!
Look at the fish
They look like rainbows
Rainbows are cool
If we go over and stand behind that waterfall
we’ll be able to see a rainbow
Let’s go
And so the cows headed further up the mountain,
stopping here and there
to try the local delicacies
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Dude, try this grass over here
It’s amazing
Dude, this whole hillside is paradise
These little blue flowers are divine
Moooo!
Mooo!
Mooooo!
And then the cows had a mooing session
and sang
until they felt like moving on
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Wow
That rainbow is pretty cool
It’s awesome
And this cave is nice and cool
Let’s have a rest
The other cows agreed
and so they all lay down
and took a nap
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I dreamed I was walking in a field of tall grass,
grass that came up to my shoulders,
and it was the most delicious grass I had ever tasted
I dreamed I spent the day in a cannabis field
eating my way to the center
I had a nightmare
I dreamed that the humans came back early
and forced us to return to the village
Let’s go take a bath
That pool of water down there looks pretty inviting
Yeah, man,
let’s go
And so down they went
to the bottom of the waterfall
and took a late afternoon dip
in the pool
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I’m a bit hungry
Me too
I could eat a whole meadow
Let’s head back to the pine forest
There’s some excellent tall grass between the trees
and those big boulders
Yeah, that grass is high end
Pure Himachal oat
Pure is nice
but I prefer a good blend
Oat and clover is my favorite
Oat and clover is pretty good
Barley and clover is pretty good too
Yeah,
barley and clover
Barley and oat is not bad
With a bit of clover
Yeah,
barley, oat and clover
What a treat
Let’s go
And off they went
to the tall grass
to have an early dinner
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What shall we have for dessert?
How about some ganja?
There’s a nice patch of it over by the cherry trees
Sounds good to me
Let’s go
And so the cows headed over
to the cherry orchard
to nibble on some weed
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Man, I’m full
Me too
Where shall we sleep tonight?
Somewhere safe from the bears would be good
Yeah, man
Those bears are dangerous
Bears, humans and flies,
the bain of our existence
I’m not sure we can do much about the flies,
but we might be able to defend ourselves against a bear
if we all get up and run towards it together
Let’s take turns standing guard
Good idea
I’ll take the first watch
I’ve got the second
Wake me when it’s my turn
Anyone know a good bedtime story?
My cousin crossed the big river last year
and never came back
Maybe he got eaten by a bear
Maybe he found a place without bears
Or humans
Or flies
Perhaps we should go there
It’s worth a try
Yeah,
let’s cross the big river tomorrow
Sounds good to me
Yeah, it looks pretty green over there
And maybe there won’t be any bears
Or humans
Or flies
We’ll find out tomorrow
I’m tired
Me too
Time for bed
Yeah
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
And so the cows lay down
for the night
and began to dream
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